Marc Yun as Charlie Sheen

"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Marc Yun as Justin Bieber

I still [use Twitter] as much as before. People write to me and say, "I'm giving up, you're not talking to me." I just write them a simple message like, "Never give up," you know? And it changes their life.

Marc Yun as Marky Mark

All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about supporting myself.

Marc Yun as B.A. Baracus

I got no time for the jibba-jabba.

Marc Yun as David Hasselhoff

"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."

Marc Yun as Kermit the Frog

It's not easy being green.

Marc Yun as William Hung

I already gave my best, and I have no regrets at all!